Snuggaloid Registry

Temperament

Quietly attentive, corridor-aware, and eager to be misunderstood.

Size

Small-plush domestic unit

Exterior

Blue bonded-unit body with high-contrast ocular presentation and soft synthetic fur.

Chirp is the current cleared domestic-form record for the Snuggaloid program. The unit has a high-detail scan, a still image, and enough personality evidence to make legal nervous.

Available as a one-off adoption record. Once adopted, Chirp is no longer stock; Chirp is a situation.

Temperament

Sleep-heavy, suspiciously patient, soft until contradicted.

Size

Fist-sized prototype target

Exterior

Dark plush body with a compressed loaf posture and glow-risk eyes.

Demo registry entry used to shape the Snuggaloid catalog before real units are photographed and numbered.

Preview only. Snarlax is not available for adoption or sale.

Temperament

Commanding, radiant, and almost certainly aware of applause.

Size

Small table bloom

Exterior

Rainbow filament burst with exposed fiber rays, bright central plume, and no visible eyes in the recovered image.

Captain Margulis is logged as a high-color filament variant. The record contains no verified face, only an eruption of soft fibers arranged as if waiting for orders.

Preview record only. Handling suitability is unknown until the face, if present, is located.

Temperament

Watchful, polite, and quietly offended by ordinary rooms.

Size

Two-hand companion scale

Exterior

Orange-yellow puff body with oversized black eyes, flanked in the recovered frame by a mauve companion unit.

Zoid appears in a two-unit recovered still. The orange unit is presumed primary because it maintains the most direct expression of catastrophic innocence.

Preview record only. Pair-bond status is unverified and should not be tested by separation.

Temperament

Sincerely delighted, except when crumbs are present.

Size

Mixed hand-sized cluster

Exterior

Blue, orange, and pink upright puff units with bright fur, small feet, and synchronized open-mouth expressions.

Lady Biscuit Calamity is the central reference name assigned to this cheerful cluster record. The three visible units appear to react to the same unheard signal.

Preview record only. Cluster separation may change the room tone.

Temperament

Partially present, patient, and easier to notice after looking away.

Size

Variable cluster, foreground units palm-sized

Exterior

Multiple rounded fur domes half-submerged in a blue-gray surface field, with muted eyes and shallow-depth distortion.

Mallowbent is not a single confirmed body. The registry uses this name for the low-fog cluster record where several units appear to surface from the same field.

Not available. The image may document a location rather than an adoptable unit.

Temperament

Pleasant, warm, and capable of making observers trust the wrong thing.

Size

Single palm-sized puff

Exterior

Orange fur sphere with a simple smile, upward heat-like glow, and a soft pink debris field.

Sunny Jim is filed as a comfort-facing glow variant. No measurement confirms heat, but observers consistently describe the image as warm.

Preview record only. Do not assume thermal output is safe, useful, or real.

Temperament

Festive, procedural, and likely to vote as one body.

Size

Six visible palm-sized units

Exterior

Round pastel fur bodies with small dark eyes, red cheeks, and antler-like head growths in several colors.

The Antler Committee is a group record. The growths may be decorative, biological, borrowed, or a misunderstanding by the camera.

Preview record only. Committee units should not be separated during deliberation.

Temperament

Reassuring, brand-safe, and listening to equipment nobody else can hear.

Size

Mixed companion line-up

Exterior

Five upright puff units in a lab-like setting, with a monitor glow and recovered signage stating a non-consumption claim.

Nurse Buttonface is assigned to the central cluster record from the recovered safety still. The image is notable for attempting reassurance while increasing concern.

Preview record only. Medical temperament has not been verified by any medical body.

Temperament

Grouped, alert, and too close to the marker.

Size

Four visible hand-sized units

Exterior

Pink, blue, red, and orange fur bodies gathered near a radiation warning marker in mossy terrain.

The Quartet is one of the records most often compared to the post-extinction emergence files. It proves resemblance, not origin.

Not available. The location marker in the image prevents adoption clearance.

Temperament

Astonished, vocal, and possibly repeating the last thing it heard.

Size

Tall palm-sized individual

Exterior

Bright turquoise upright puff with red cheeks, glossy black eyes, small feet, and a permanently surprised mouth.

Pip is catalogued as a witness-type unit because the mouth is open but no confirmed vocalization accompanies the image.

Preview record only. Pip may be quiet, or the audio may be missing.