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Qarnivor Companion Registry

Snuggaloid Registry

Known units, prototype bios, adoption status, and handling notes. Registry records can be factual, suspicious, incomplete, or all three.

1 adoptable unit currently cleared

11 records visible

Chirp, Current Domestic Form

SNG-CHIRP-001

Chirp, Current Domestic Form

Available
Temperament
Quietly attentive, corridor-aware, and eager to be misunderstood.
Size
Small-plush domestic unit
Exterior
Blue bonded-unit body with high-contrast ocular presentation and soft synthetic fur.
bonded-unit scan availablewatchful but portableapproved domestic form

Chirp is the current cleared domestic-form record for the Snuggaloid program. The unit has a high-detail scan, a still image, and enough personality evidence to make legal nervous.

Available as a one-off adoption record. Once adopted, Chirp is no longer stock; Chirp is a situation.

Warnings

  • Do not store face-down.
  • Do not ask what Chirp heard through the wall.
  • Do not introduce Chirp to unsecured puzzle pieces.
Adoption fee $104.99
Snarlax

SNG-DEMO-001

Snarlax

Preview Only
Temperament
Sleep-heavy, suspiciously patient, soft until contradicted.
Size
Fist-sized prototype target
Exterior
Dark plush body with a compressed loaf posture and glow-risk eyes.
snoring staticrefuse-bin curiouspuzzle-piece adjacent

Demo registry entry used to shape the Snuggaloid catalog before real units are photographed and numbered.

Preview only. Snarlax is not available for adoption or sale.

Warnings

  • Do not feed after midnight.
  • Do not use as a kitchen scrubby.
  • Do not play hacky sack with Snarlax.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Captain Margulis

SNG-REF-001

Captain Margulis

Preview Only
Temperament
Commanding, radiant, and almost certainly aware of applause.
Size
Small table bloom
Exterior
Rainbow filament burst with exposed fiber rays, bright central plume, and no visible eyes in the recovered image.
chromatic filament bloomstatic-halo sheddingattention sinkeye location unresolved

Captain Margulis is logged as a high-color filament variant. The record contains no verified face, only an eruption of soft fibers arranged as if waiting for orders.

Preview record only. Handling suitability is unknown until the face, if present, is located.

Warnings

  • Do not brush the filaments toward the center.
  • Do not salute unless prepared to continue saluting.
  • Do not store near radios during thunderstorms.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Zoid, the Harbinger of Doom

SNG-REF-002

Zoid, the Harbinger of Doom

Preview Only
Temperament
Watchful, polite, and quietly offended by ordinary rooms.
Size
Two-hand companion scale
Exterior
Orange-yellow puff body with oversized black eyes, flanked in the recovered frame by a mauve companion unit.
paired witness behaviorskyward vigilancewill-not-eat-you claim proximityshared alarm posture

Zoid appears in a two-unit recovered still. The orange unit is presumed primary because it maintains the most direct expression of catastrophic innocence.

Preview record only. Pair-bond status is unverified and should not be tested by separation.

Warnings

  • Do not ask Zoid what it has seen.
  • Do not leave Zoid facing a window overnight.
  • If the paired unit blinks first, record the time and leave the room calmly.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Lady Biscuit Calamity

SNG-REF-003

Lady Biscuit Calamity

Preview Only
Temperament
Sincerely delighted, except when crumbs are present.
Size
Mixed hand-sized cluster
Exterior
Blue, orange, and pink upright puff units with bright fur, small feet, and synchronized open-mouth expressions.
chorus formationcrumb orbitsynchronized surprisesoft-footed migration

Lady Biscuit Calamity is the central reference name assigned to this cheerful cluster record. The three visible units appear to react to the same unheard signal.

Preview record only. Cluster separation may change the room tone.

Warnings

  • Do not feed crumbs after midnight.
  • Do not imitate the open-mouth expression.
  • Do not count the background units twice.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Mallowbent, Keeper of the Low Fog

SNG-REF-004

Mallowbent, Keeper of the Low Fog

Not Available
Temperament
Partially present, patient, and easier to notice after looking away.
Size
Variable cluster, foreground units palm-sized
Exterior
Multiple rounded fur domes half-submerged in a blue-gray surface field, with muted eyes and shallow-depth distortion.
low-fog congregationpartial emergencedistance uncertaintyquiet-room pressure

Mallowbent is not a single confirmed body. The registry uses this name for the low-fog cluster record where several units appear to surface from the same field.

Not available. The image may document a location rather than an adoptable unit.

Warnings

  • Do not step between visible domes.
  • Do not lower your face to fog level.
  • If more units are visible on the second viewing, close the file.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Sunny Jim of the Afterlight

SNG-REF-005

Sunny Jim of the Afterlight

Preview Only
Temperament
Pleasant, warm, and capable of making observers trust the wrong thing.
Size
Single palm-sized puff
Exterior
Orange fur sphere with a simple smile, upward heat-like glow, and a soft pink debris field.
thermal smileafterlight plumeradiant comfort posturepossible warmth mimicry

Sunny Jim is filed as a comfort-facing glow variant. No measurement confirms heat, but observers consistently describe the image as warm.

Preview record only. Do not assume thermal output is safe, useful, or real.

Warnings

  • Do not use Sunny Jim as a night-light.
  • Do not place near wax, butter, or old promises.
  • If the smile widens, verify that the room temperature has not changed.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

The Antler Committee, No. 6

SNG-REF-006

The Antler Committee, No. 6

Preview Only
Temperament
Festive, procedural, and likely to vote as one body.
Size
Six visible palm-sized units
Exterior
Round pastel fur bodies with small dark eyes, red cheeks, and antler-like head growths in several colors.
antler mimicrycommittee postureseasonal camouflageshared smile protocol

The Antler Committee is a group record. The growths may be decorative, biological, borrowed, or a misunderstanding by the camera.

Preview record only. Committee units should not be separated during deliberation.

Warnings

  • Do not ask for a majority opinion.
  • Do not hang ornaments from the antlers.
  • Do not leave unattended with bells.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Nurse Buttonface

SNG-REF-007

Nurse Buttonface

Preview Only
Temperament
Reassuring, brand-safe, and listening to equipment nobody else can hear.
Size
Mixed companion line-up
Exterior
Five upright puff units in a lab-like setting, with a monitor glow and recovered signage stating a non-consumption claim.
clinical stagingsafety-slogan mimicrymonitor attentionnon-consumption claim

Nurse Buttonface is assigned to the central cluster record from the recovered safety still. The image is notable for attempting reassurance while increasing concern.

Preview record only. Medical temperament has not been verified by any medical body.

Warnings

  • Do not accept diagnosis from Nurse Buttonface.
  • Do not turn off the monitor without permission from the room.
  • Do not rely on neon promises for bite-risk assessment.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

The Radiant Containment Quartet

SNG-REF-008

The Radiant Containment Quartet

Not Available
Temperament
Grouped, alert, and too close to the marker.
Size
Four visible hand-sized units
Exterior
Pink, blue, red, and orange fur bodies gathered near a radiation warning marker in mossy terrain.
radiation-marker attentioncolor-coded formationpost-commercial resemblancefield-record contamination

The Quartet is one of the records most often compared to the post-extinction emergence files. It proves resemblance, not origin.

Not available. The location marker in the image prevents adoption clearance.

Warnings

  • Do not remove units from marked terrain.
  • Do not assume the marker predates the units.
  • Do not touch the blue unit if the orange unit is watching.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

Pip, the Open-Mouthed Witness

SNG-REF-009

Pip, the Open-Mouthed Witness

Preview Only
Temperament
Astonished, vocal, and possibly repeating the last thing it heard.
Size
Tall palm-sized individual
Exterior
Bright turquoise upright puff with red cheeks, glossy black eyes, small feet, and a permanently surprised mouth.
witness postureopen-mouth signalcrumb-adjacentsealed-container rumors

Pip is catalogued as a witness-type unit because the mouth is open but no confirmed vocalization accompanies the image.

Preview record only. Pip may be quiet, or the audio may be missing.

Warnings

  • Do not teach Pip passwords.
  • Do not store Pip in a sealed box to test passage rumors.
  • If Pip repeats your name before you say it, stop the interview.
Adoption fee $104.99

This registry record is not cleared for adoption.

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